Strange Conversation With My Muse
Me: I wanna retire early. Maybe at 50.
Muse: *in incredulous tone* What for? Watcha gonna do?
Me:I wanna stay home. Bake cakes. Read all those great novels I've bought but don't have time to read.
Muse: *even more incredulous, laughs a bit* You wanna stay home just to read???
Me: Yup! *starts imagining picking up her kids-to-be from school*
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